Sorry, sorry, Spain - si!
Sorry, Sweden, Finland, Denmark, Iceland and Norway - hey - and Norway
Sorry too to Ireland, Netherlands and the UK - hey - the UK
Sorry, also, France and Portugal and Israel - hey - Israel
Sorry, Switzerland and Austria and Germanay - hey - Germanay
Sorry, sorry - Cyprus
Sorry, sorry - Greece!
We hate you and love our dear neighbours, Latvia, ES-tonia
So we'll only vote for our near neighbours, Rossiya, RO-mania
Lining them up
(Albania, Bosnia and Georgia, Serbia, Macedonia
And really everywhere that ends in ah-ia!)
12 points to Moldova and Armenia - hey!
12 points to Poland and to Slovenia
12 points to Belgia, to confuse ya - heyhey!
12 points to Doadia, Afemaledia
12 points to Capefia and to Edwardlia - hey
12 points to IKEA and to Cheapbia - heyhey!
12 points to Marija and Myopia - hey
Oops - nothing left for poor Lithuania!