I'm a slug, a humble slug
And you think I'm a pest
But I've a gift, it's shining bright
I'll show you it’s my slime alright
It's my slime, it's my slime
Your garden, I'm gonna exude over it
My slime, it's my slime
And I've no shame
It looks like ectoplasm
Or after an orgasm
Can't you see it's my slime - wow!
Through cabbages I make my path
My mucus treats I leave there
I slither on, I have no fear
Though I might drown in beer tonight
It's my slime, it's my slime
Your pathway, I'm gonna ooze all over it
My slime, it's my slime
So why complain?
There's nowhere I won't stick it
It's tasty if you lick it
Can't you see it's my slime - wow!
I'll dodge the salt, to spray the site
All night, that's right...
It's my slime, it's my slime
Your doorstep, I'm gonna drool all over it
My slime, it's my slime
I'm proud to claim
It pours out from my belly
My sexy, shiny jelly
Can't you see it's my slime - wooooooooooow!
Can't you see it's my slime - wow!