You never know when you'll need us to save
Your life, your hair, have a brain wave
We are small heroes we'll step in,we dare
Fight off a gimp, or a bear
All that we ask is that your lyrics rhyme
No dancing moves, no footnote lines
We'll fill your heart with uplifting good cheer
Fetch you some gin, some red wine or some beer
We care!
We're so small, we're not tall
Carry us with you in your jeans
When your spirits are low
Super heroes, Midgets Are Go!
We're so small, we're not tall
Carry us with you in your jeans
We're brave, from head to toe
Super heroes, Midgets Are Go!
When there has been an unspeakable crime
No need to ask, no wasting time
We'll help you out in so many good ways
Just call our names, we'll appear from inside
Your pair!
When you start to fall apart
Carry us with you in your jeans
When you need a good blow
We'll be shallow, even swallow!
We'll be close, in your jeans
Holding tight, when you pee!
We're so small, we're not tall
Carry us with you in your jeans
We'll dance, jazz up your show
Super heroes, Midgets Are Go!
When you fart. Broken heart?
Carry us with you in your jeans
When you need a good blow
Super heroes, Midgets Are Go!
