You came to me like a vision in green
            Entered the scene, looked like a bean
            I tried to reach for my bug spray surprise
            Sadly it just works on flies
            
            You stuck your tongue out and rolled with your eyes
            Emerald lips, drool on my thighs
            You looked disgusting all scaly and sly
            I took a chance
            Took a chance on a rep’ romance
            
            Lizard man, say you can
            Do me like I was Amphibian
            Oh, no, lizard of lust
            Gobble me up, don’t ever stop
            
            Lizard man, can’t you see?
            Love isn’t blue, it is all green
            Oh, no, lizard of lust
            Your sticky thrust, is now a must
            
            Now I get “gecko’ed” whenever I please
            Down on my knees, even in trees
            He may be different and though he is green
            He makes me feel
            Makes me feel like his lizard queen
            
            Lizard man, say you can
            Do me like I was Amphibian
            Oh, no, lizard of lust
            Gobble me up, don’t ever stop
            
            Lizard love,  oh so good!
            Lizard love, you so should!
            
            Lizard man, say you can
            Do me like I was Amphibian
            Oh, no, lizard of lust
            Gobble me up, don’t ever stop
            
            Lizard man, can’t you see?
            Love isn’t blue, it is all green
            Oh, no, lizard of lust
            Your sticky thrust, is now a must