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21) HOO-FUCKIN'-RAY

Based on: Israel 1999 - Happy Birthday

 


Happy birthday! [Inane chatter] Happy birthday!

What went wrong? Fucked so young
Never felt this buggered

It’s a revelation
How did I let things get this far? (ohhhhh...)

Happy birthday to you
You just turned thirty-two
But your colleagues think you’re at least forty (feels that long)
Happy birthday to you
Been married since twenty-two
Three kids, family car, crippling mortgage… no say (go on, give in to me now)

Never been this locked in (oh well)
Odds are now I’ve blown it (hey-hey, hey-hey!)

It’s a revelation
How did I let things get this far? (hey-hey, hey-hey! oh!)

Happy birthday to you (my fuckin’ birthday!)
You just turned thirty-two (some fuckin’ birthday)
And they’re already callin’ you ‘portly’ (not far wrong)
Happy birthday to you (yeah!)
Six pack and gym bod – adieu! (woo!)
You barely recall being ‘sporty’ these days (woo! oh!)

Where’s the bar? (call this a reason to party?)
Where’s the bar? (yeah! oh! where?)
It’s my party (fuck my party!)
La di da di (la di da di da di fuckin’ da) (hey! woo!)

Blah fuckin’ blah blah (everybody sling it!)
Blah fuckin’ blah blah (everybody move it!)
Blah fuckin’ blah blah (everybody sling it!)
Blah fuckin’ blah blah (everybody move it!)

It’s my party (blah fuckin’ blah blah)
Party-shmarty (blah fuckin’ blah blah)
It’s my party (blah fuckin’ blah blah)
Party-shmarty (blah fuckin’ blah blah) (yeah! fuck off!)

Happy birthday to you
You just turned thirty-two
Still remember when your life seemed sorted?
Happy birthday to you
Same sex since August ’02
Not one one-night stand in the noughties

Happy birthday to you
Just don’t know what to do
But there’s always the option of gettin’
Shit-faced
Shit-faced

Happy birthday!


 

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