I was young and I was bald
            And I felt I was hairless 
            I seemed ribald 
            All I wanted was hair care 
            A simple wig to wear 
            With hair for me 
            Then I opened up my eyes 
            Found a book with all about 
            Craniotomy 
          I started to learn 
            How to 
            Open up my skull
            To implant 
            There some hair 
            I stole 
            From my mother’s pubis 
            She is a troll living in the north 
            With a lot of hair
          I was so edgy 
            Couldn’t keep my hands steady 
            I have failed 
            If my hair was before gone 
            Now I look like a life-size 
            Porcupine 
            Now if I’m not the woman bald 
            I’m known as the Troll Kate 
            Porcupine
          Torn between the 
          Bald and the hair in me 
            Two hair moods 
          In one body 
            The bald and the hair in me 
            I know I need the hair in me
            Dreadful
          Torn between the bald and the hair in me 
            Two hair moods in one body 
            The bald and the hair in me 
            I know I need the hair 
            Still I know this hair is dreadful 
            Dreadful