You are, you are wrong

You are wrong, wronger than wrong
(Idiot...)
You are wrong, wronger than wrong
(Idiot...)
You are wrong, wronger than wrong

You are wrong, wronger than wrong
(Idiot...)
You are wrong, wronger than wrong
(Idiot...)
You are wrong, wronger than wrong

You are wrong
(You are wrong, wronger than wrong)
(You are wrong, wronger than wrong)
Stop embarrassing yourself when everything is clear

You are wrong
(You are wrong, wronger than wrong)
(You are wrong, wronger than wrong)
All the world is laughing at you if you persevere
(You are wrong, wronger than wrong)

If I could only call it even
Say "close but no cigar"
But you are about as close as Galapagos Islands are
The anectodes that you believe in
Apocryphal at best
Why not run an applicable statistical test?
(You are wrong!)

You are wrong, wronger than wrong
(Idiot...)
You are wrong, wronger than wrong
(Idiot...)
You are wrong, wronger than wrong

You are wrong
(You are wrong, wronger than wrong)
(You are wrong, wronger than wrong)
Stop embarrassing yourself when everything is clear

You are wrong
(You are wrong, wronger than wrong)
(You are wrong, wronger than wrong)
All the world is laughing at you if you persevere
(You are wrong, wronger than wrong)

You really still don't get it, do you?
Your logic doesn't hold
Do you even know what logic is or does it leave you cold?
Conspiracies, old wives' tales, voodoo
I pretend not to hear
Fed up with this crap, I'd rather kick you in the rear
(You are wrong)

You are wrong, wronger than wrong
(Idiot...)
You are wrong, wronger than wrong
(Idiot...)
You are wrong, wronger than wrong
Wronger than wrong

You are wrong
(You are wrong, wronger than wrong)
(Idiot...)
(You are wrong, wronger than wrong)
Stop embarrassing yourself when everything is clear

You are wrong
(You are wrong, wronger than wrong)
(Idiot...)
(You are wrong, wronger than wrong)
All the world is laughing at you if you persevere
(You are wrong, wronger than wrong)

All the world is laughing at you if you persevere
(You are, you are wrong)

You are wrong, wronger than wrong, ooh...