Toilet seat
Why are you never neat?
Your yellow splatters kill me
Can't you be germfree?
Always turn
Into a shade of green
Each time I walk into a stall
And see you're unclean!

Toilet seat
Why are you never neat?
Your pubic hairs annoy me
Make me feel queasy
Everywhere
I have to be prepared
To see someone's residue
A sickening view!

A tiny blatter
But I'm horrified
In public places cause they're
Dirty, dirty
What other people do is beyond me
Wonder how they pee?
Dance around, let it all just run free?

Toilet seat
Why are you never neat?
A glimpse of someone's butt oil
It makes my blood boil
I prefer
Disposable covers
They're a basic human right
I'm willing to fight!

Toilet seat
Why are you never neat?
Your yellow splatters kill me
Can't you be germfree?
Always turn
Into a shade of green
Each time I walk into a stall
And you're not clean!

Toilet seat