My teeth are white for eternity
Never getting plaque, never getting black - never

Calling my English professor
And never getting help, never getting help - never

'Cos I can't, get it right, at correct English I'm shite!

Like a fool, I'm such a fool
Like a fool, with my bleachy hair!

My hair is blond forever
Always nicely sprayed, never showing grey - never
But when I sing on TV
I cannot get it right, pronounciation's shite - always

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