I was out walking
Passed by a shop...
Looked in the window
It made me stop
Went right in
Oh such sin!
Bought up all the stock
Wait 'til you see the things
That I got for you

Dildos and bondage ropes
Handcuffs and whips
Big bendy rubber things
All kinds of tricks
Slippery cream
Vaseline
Smear it on you
All kinds of everything
I've got here for you

Summertime, Wintertime
Do it all the year
Monday, Tuesday, every day
Use them right here!

Latex and blow-up dolls
Things of the night
Peach-flavoured condoms
Glow with a light
Chocolate spread
On the bed
A threesome or two?

All kinds of everything
The things we could do

There is no looking back
Since I found this shop
Seafood will never change
The way that I dress you

Dildos and bondage ropes
Handcuffs and whips
Big bendy rubber things
All kinds of tricks
Slippery cream
Vaseline
Smear it over you

All kinds of everything
I've got here for you

All kinds of everything
The things we could do

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