I wanna tell you a little thing
Don't shy away, don't shy away
A young girl came, from Australia
To find fame, to find fame
She wanted to, be a singer
But had next, to no talent
So she put on the shortest skirt she could find
And entered, and won the GBSC

Ooh aah, such a little skirt
Ooh aah, act like a whore
Ooh aah, such a little skirt
Don't matter that my singing's poor
Ooh aah, such a little skirt,
Ooh aah, act like a whore
Ooh aah, such a little skirt
Just watch me gyrate more and more

So Gina came, to the ESC
And felt very very nervous,
Found she could neither, sing nor dance
So she just wiggled her bottom
And she watched, with much horror
As that boring, Irish song beat her
Not to mention, screaming bitch from Croatia,
Gina saw her new-found fame slipping a-way!

Ooh aah....

Hey girls!
What can you do for me?
Ooooh, what can you do?
Cos I just cannot siiiing
I'll just wiggle my butt so-ome, moooorre,
Ooh-ooh!

Ooh aah, such a little skirt...

Ooh aah, such a little skirt,
Ooh aah, act like a whore,
ooh aah, such a little skirt
Don't matter that my singing's poor
Ooh aah, such a little skirt
Ooh aah, act like a whore,
Such a little Skirt!

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