Laid now, get laid now…just get laid now, get laid now
La-la-laid now, get laid now, just get laid now, come on!
Laid now, get laid now…just get laid now, get laid now
La-la-laid now, get laid now, just get laid now, come on!
Asking for tips on the MB
How, then, should you best proceed?
What would be good – ask someone out,
Randomly pull or conceive?
But please oh please, importantly
All that you need to see
Is that your thong is there to pull
And your trousers will make you proceed
Just get laid, don’t delay
Feeling horny, don’t whore me
Love away, dusk til day
Or I will scream around my room
Laid now, get laid now, just get laid now, get laid now
La-la-laid now ah laid now, just get laid now, you whore!
Page after page, night after night
You request for sex advice
But understand cosmetics and will
Are enough to make you feel achieved
Just get laid, don’t delay
Oh so horny, so hold me
Come and stay in my bed
And I will start you on your road
(Just get laid) Shouting out loud, crazy!
Just get laid, yes get laid
It’s so simple and easy
What I say: sex today!
Or I will tell my muscled bruv
Just get laid, go on, hey!
Do not think much, just go now
Wear a dress on a tress
And let your clothes and soul go wild
Just get le-he-haid!
