Sometimes I ask myself why do I suffer
And sometimes I ask myself what’s wrong with me
Cause sometimes, things happen to me
That make me feel so bad
Sometimes I get all soaked from head to bottom
Sometimes my phone decides to take a day off
And sometimes, when I wake up late
And miss the bus, make a fuss
I wanna say:
Why me?
I scratched a car and I got arrested
Why me? (Why me? Ooh..)
I bought a dog and it died the next day
I keep on wonderin’ why
My house got burnt, oh why?
Why me?
Self pity grabs me and I ask myself
Why me?
Sometimes I blame my neighbor for the witch spell
That caused my life to turn all upside down
And sometimes, when she’s staring there
She makes me go insane
And I wanna say
Why me?
My boss came in and he caught me sleeping
Why me? (Why me? Ooh..)
I know it’s true but I couldn’t help not to ask
Who’s gonna be helping me, find my visa card
And who but me
Could ever lose a laptop at the parking lot
Last night
Why me?
I got a fine for my reckless driving
Why me? (Why me? Ooh..)
I know it’s true but I couldn’t help it
I keep on wonderin’ why
My life is a big mess
Why me?
I look at me and I ask myself
Why me?
Fuck me!
