(20) Open Letter to Tom Cruise

Based on: France 2008 - Divine

To-To-To-To-To-To-To-Tom
Overlord from outer space
Comes killing off the human race
Soon, you claim

Tom, Tom, Tom Cruise
Even if you're proven right
And Xenu wants to have a fight
Then our end is nigh
Time to die
The bunker is to no avail
You ain't that difficult to trail

To-To-To-To-To-To-To-Tom
Were you born just yesterday?
There is no Xenu anyway
Made-up tale

Tom, Tom, Tom Cruise
Making sense is not your thing
If Xenu really is the king
Then our end is nigh
Time to die
The bunker is to no avail

See... he would have a Cruise missile
So you'd become an ashy pile
An X-File

Tom, Tom, Tom Cruise
Why the need to run away?
There is no Xenu anyway
Scaremongering in quite a scale
Old wives' tale

Fo-fo-fo-fo-fo-fo-fo-foo...
Fo-fo-fo-fo-fo-fo-fo-foo...
You're a fool