Eeeej- you bitches, you bitches!
Worship me!
Yo' bitches, stylestar is here

*fingersnap*

Eeh-eh-eh-eh-eh-Eeej- stay away, keep away
You bitches!
If you're not pretty as me

You bitch need to really learn to accessorize!
Buy or grab! Buy or grab!
Yah, I so don't care

But what's that? No, them crocs?!  See-ree-yous-lee!
Gray and bad! Fey and sad!
You need some stylish advice!

*points aghast at a random uncool person*
Walkman!! Walkman?! Walkman?!
Is that your walkman?
Come on!!

Flop Flop Flop*!! He's got a walkman!! Come on!!
Flop Flop Flop*!! He's got a walkman!! Come on!!
Flop Flop Flop*!! He's got a walkman!! Come on!!
Flop Flop Flop*!! He's got a walkman!! Come on!!

Eeh-eh-eh-eh-eh-Eeej- you bitches, you bitches
Rude-ities!
You bitches
Chaos! Bitches!

You bet all your rags of cloth can turn my hair gray!
Blond to gray! Blond to gray!
Fake blond anyway!

No bling girl? No style girl! No you don't shine girl!
Buy or grab! Buy or grab!
Free yourself, bling that act up!

Suntan! Suntan! Suntan!
You need a suntan!!
Come on!!

Chop-chop-chop**!! You need a suntan!! Come on!!
Chop-chop-chop**!! You need a suntan!! Come on!!
Chop-chop-chop**!! You need a suntan!! Come on!!
Chop-chop-chop**!! You need a suntan!! Come on!!

Same as J-Lo, same as Kelly, same as Lady, same as Paris
Same as Jenny, same as Amy, same as Heidi, same as Ashley
Same as all the other bitches
Where's your credit card?

*

You bitch make all guys and gals now turn around
Be a prey!! Bi or gay!!
Who can really say?

More eye-lash, more shadow, freely applied.
Bi or gay! Bi or gay!
No need for stylish advice!

Ej-Hey!

* keeps pointing triumphantly
**claps hands quickly in succession as to hasten the person into action