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(6) Subway Jesus
Based on Russia 2010

 

DAY 1
Where am I now? Lost in Jersey?
Could I be so… lost, lost?
I must get out of here…
When shall I leave this train, with all,
All of these feces, fat Yankee faces?

DAY 2
Where am I, (Oh!) Lord of the Subway,
For this millionth time
That I'm stuck on this train?
(Now he's "that guy") Now I'm "that guy," who is lost in Jersey…
Who is that bum coming near me?
Jesus!?

[SUBWAY JESUS]:
What are you doing, son?

I'm tryin' to get to SoHo.
Which train do I get on?

[SUBWAY JESUS]:
Whichever you desire.

Oh yes, yes, I'm gonna board it now,
'Cause my hostel shuts down at nine, and all
All of my stuff is locked in their basement

DAY 3
Where am I? (Oh!) Lord of the Subway!
On a crosstown train,
Hopping from line to line.
(Now he's "that guy") Now I'm "that guy," who's in goddamned Jersey…
Was I fooled by Subway Jesus?
D'oh!

DAY 477
[BYSTANDERS]:
See that guy? (Oh!) Lord of the Subway!
Why did you give him,
Such bad advice?

(Now he's "that guy") Now I'm "that guy," who will die in Jersey…
And my dying wish would be that
I find a place to pee.

 

 

 

 

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