Mules were the start, the start of the fetish I keep
It’s grim, but I love it
But there are some, taking it further a bit
And call this quirk appalling

Yet I’m proud, ‘cause lovely toes live without fear
In this shelter
Have no doubt, every shoe makes me kneel,
Surrender

It’s all about shoes, some heels and some boots
And even flip-flops and sandals tempt me
It’s clogs that I wish and the crocs that I miss
And when I have none it is so pesky
And having to pay for all of these is simply depressing
It’s all about shoes, trendy heels and some boots
Should find a guy that is single and wealthy

Loving my flats that even go well with my robe
It’s true, it’s so freaky
Tying the straps when wearing a woolen thick glove
It is so frisky

Yes I’m proud, ’cause every shoe that I gather
It’s a treasure
It is bound, I’m gonna be empty-handed, indigent
And suffer

It’s all about shoes, some heels and some boots
And even flip-flops and sandals tempt me
It’s clogs that I wish and the crocs that I miss
And when I have none it is so pesky
And having to pay for all of these is simply depressing
It’s all about shoes, trendy heels and some boots
Should find a guy that is single and wealthy

I’ll never be healed, the addiction won’t leave me
Whenever I piss, I’m dreaming of picking
Some sneakers made in Japan
Slippers from Pakistan
Or maybe a French pair of heels, oh yeah

It’s all about shoes, some heels and some boots
And even flip-flops and sandals tempt me
It’s clogs that I wish and the crocs that I miss
And when I have none it is so pesky
And having to pay for all of these is simply depressing
It’s all about shoes, trendy heels and some boots
Should find a guy that is single and wealthy, oh yeah