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Song information


United Kingdom A
1999

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"Amputate All My Limbs Tonight"
B.G.H.B.

Music: Martin Faulkner
Lyrics: Andrew Donaldson

Lyrics

Baby I've seen you all around town
With your bra and panties down
I want to spend the night with you
Will you make my wet dream come true?

Yet I feel you
I see you
Your golden shape inbetween silk sheets
"Don't suppose you could chop me arms and legs off, could you darling?"

Amputate my limbs tonight
Have them off by the morning light
No longer can I fly a kite
Or wipe myself after a shite
Amputate all my limbs tonight

Amputate these wretched limbs
If you close your eyes it's not so grim
Amputate these wretched limbs
Open up your thighs and let me in

It's getting better, there's less of me
Nice to see that I've become three
Then that three into five
Hey wow, I'm hardly alive!

Amputate my limbs tonight
Have them off by the morning light
No longer can I fly a kite
Or wipe myself after a shite
Amputate all my limbs tonight

Yet I feel you
I 'oui' you
Your crispy shape inbetween milk sheets is Shredded Wheat
Hey, come back with my watch!

And amputate my limbs tonight
Have them off by the morning light
No longer can I fly a kite
Or wipe myself after a shite
Amputate all my limbs tonight

(That is all)


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