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Song information


United Kingdom North
1996

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"Pingu Up My..."
B.G.H.B.

Music & Lyrics: Ray Holt, Martin Faulkner & Andrew Donaldson

<html5media>http://www.homecomposed.net/archive/1996/1996_11.mp3</html5media>

Lyrics

Cold South Pole, so harsh and cold
A penguin's got no place to go
They need somewhere safe and warm
Somewhere to keep them safe from harm
Nanook was an Eskimo
It was twenty degrees below
As he sat in his igloo
Guess where he found Pingu

He said: "I've got a Pingu up my..."

Nanook was in his house of snow
With a Pingu where it shouldn't go
He wriggled hard to set it free
But it crawled deeper so he couldn't see
The place where it chose to hide
Somewhere in his bowels inside
The penguin caused him bother
So he called for his mother

He said: "Mum, I've got a Pingu up my..."

His Mum arrived with the fire tongs
It didn't take her very long
She shoved them up, wriggled them about
And soon she had the bastard out
But, alas, it was too late
There were guts all over the place
The walls and the floor were red
And poor Nanook was dead

His Mum said: "You can't survive a Pingu up your..."


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