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All Alternative Lyrics sorted by ESC year

Year
Flag
Country
Title
Writer
ALC Year
Result
1956
ger
Germany
The Waiting Room
MartinF
2011
Semi 1
8/19
1956
lux
Luxembourg
Disney's Rejected Dwarfs
MartinF
2011
Final
5/30
1956
net
Netherlands
De volgelingen van Hollande
tim,london
2012
Final
18/30
1956
swi
Switzerland
Migraine
Frank
2007
Final
9/30
1957
bel
Belgium
Unhappy Me
Amutrejk
2009
Semi 4
10/17
1957
uk
UK
Fine Bouquet
Amutrejk
2010
Semi 2
18/24
1957
uk
UK
Hotel Room Kleptomaniac
Martin F
2009
Final
25/30
1957
uk
UK
Paul
Wren
2010
Semi 3
23/24
1958 ger Germany Vintage Porn DVDs! Thomas 2013 Final 8/30
1958
ita
Italy
Polar bear
carly & rich
2008
Final
26/30
1959
den
Denmark
Eating Squirrels In The Fog
Roger
2007
Final
2/30
1959 ger Germany Two For The Price Of One (Twice The Fun) phutty 2011 Semi 2 6/19
1959
net
Netherlands
Ya Betcha
Frank
2009
Final
13/30
1960
fra
France
Tim Pollibi
NickD
2010
Final
17/30
1960
lux
Luxembourg
I Have Just One Lolly
Lior
2007
Semi 3
11/20
1960
uk
UK
Bi, Bi, Bi
phutty
2010
Final
2/30
1960
uk
UK
High, High, High
Jonas
2007
Final
23/30
1961
mon
Monaco
Lifeguard
Timoteus
2012
Final
8/30
1962
fin
Finland
Milky Tea
Oliver
2010
Final
14/30
1962
ger
Germany
The Love Potion
Jonas
2008
Final
17/30
1962
uk
UK
Red-headed Girl
tim,london
2012
Semi 4
10/17
1962
yug
Yugoslavia
Sorrow
Boris
2012
Semi 1
15/16
1963
den
Denmark
Dance Club Blues
carly
2010
Final
10/30
1963
fra
France
I Remember Medusa
Sebastian
2012
Final
3/30
1963
fra
Luxembourg
An Open Letter @TheTesco
tim, london
2013
Final
6/30
1963
mon
Monaco
I Need To Wait
ThomNL
2013
Semi 3
12/14
1963
mon
Monaco
Mélancolie
Boris
2011
Semi 1
11/19
1963 net Netherlands Green Speedos carly & rich 2011 Final 22/30
1963 swi Switzerland Angela Merkel arcticandy 2011 Semi 3 6/19
1964
ger
Germany
I Slipped And I Fell On The Dance Floor
Thomas
2009
Semi 3
8/18
1965
uk
UK
Library Woes
Pete D
2010
Semi 3
15/24
1965
yug
Yugoslavia
Schumi
Timoteus
2010
Semi 3
19/24
1966
bel
Belgium
Please Leave Marcel
[PL]
2009
Final
30/30
1966
fin
Finland
Fanboy
Jonas
2011
Final
10/30
1966
fin
Finland
Gayboy
Oliver
2010
Semi 4
14/23
1966
net
Netherlands
Fernando and Filippo: Their True Story
Roger
2012
Semi 1
13/30
1966
nor
Norway
Alternative Lyrics Contest
Roger
2008
Final
29/30
1966
nor
Norway
My pussycat has no teeth
Roger
2012
Semi 2
10/30
1966
swe
Sweden
The Freak Cross-Breeder
Yair
2010
Final
23/30
1967
fin
Finland
SPARTA??
carly & rich
2012
Semi 1
7/16
1967
lux
Luxembourg
Booze Song
Asterios
2007
Semi 3
6/20
1967
lux
Luxembourg
I'm Really Old
Martin-DK
2010
Final
28/30
1967
lux
Luxembourg
Je le veux bleu
Dimi
2012
Semi 2
9/16
1967
swi
Switzerland
Don't Laugh at my Manssiere
moshe
2012
Semi 3
12/16
1967
uk
UK
You're Such A Bad Friend
Pete D
2008
Final
6/30
1968
spa
Spain
Waa Waa Waa
Martin-DK
2010
Semi 2
19/24
1968
swe
Sweden
Claes-Göran Makes A Sartorial Blunder
Martin F
2008
Final
8/30
1968
uk
UK (Fre v.)
Lama
Sebastian
2013
Final
16/30
1968
uk
UK
The Food-Sex-List-Song
tim, london
2013
Final
24/30
1968
yug
Yugoslavia
Circumcised
Jeremy
2012
Final
23/30
1968
yug
Yugoslavia
Mehriban
Frank
2012
Final
26/30
1969
yug
Yugoslavia
The Cupcake Death
Jonas
2014
Final
2/30
1969
spa
Spain
A Little Bit of 'Me Time'
Pete D
2011
Semi 1
12/19
1969
swe
Sweden
Män som hatar glas
arcticandy
2013
Final
16/30
1969
uk
UK
Obnoxious Patrotism
Puddleduck
2010
Semi 2
20/24
1970 ger Germany Salvation jaymakk 2011 Semi 4 6/20
1970
ire
Ireland
AKOE (McDonalds Feed You)
Jeremy
2007
Final
10/30
1970
ire
Ireland
Small guys are feath'ry things
Oliver
2008
Semi 1
17/20
1970
swi
Switzerland
Shagging Sheep
Jonas
2010
Final
5/30
1970
uk
UK
It's Just Not Fair
boog
2009
Final
28/30
1970
uk
UK
Who Stole My Hair?
wahoowa
2010
Semi 2
8/24
1971 lux Luxembourg Bubble Wrap Yair 2011 Final 3/30
1971
mon
Monaco
Panties and a Bra
Thomas
2007
Semi 1
10/20
1971
por
Portugal
The Wonders of Nature
Oliver
2013
Semi 2
12/15
1971
spa
Spain
The Fantastic Freakshow
Jonas
2012
Final
10/30
1971
spa
Switzerland
A Very Posh Lady Indeed
Pete D
2013
Semi 1l
6/15
1971
uk
UK
The Washing Machine
Jonas
2009
Final
2/30
1972
aut
Austria
Fart In The Wind
[PL]
2007
Semi 1
17/20
1972 fra France On The Boulevard jaymakk 2011 Final 15/30
1972
ger
Germany
He's The Host
Jeremy
2006
Final
23/28
1972 lux Luxembourg ESC - Come What May... Nigel 2011 Semi 3 13/19
1972
por
Portugal
Liberation Day
Adolfo
2010
Semi 3
12/24
1973
ger
Germany
Drunken Shag
jaymakk
2010
Final
12/30
1973
isr
Israel
Jam
Oliver
2013
Semi 1
13/15
1973 lux Luxembourg (Eng v) Under the Tree Sebastian 2013 Final 9/30
1973
spa
Spain
Hairy Stew
Roger
2009
Semi 2
9/18
1974
gre
Greece
I Love You But Not As Much As I Love Asparagus
Nick D
2011
Final
7/30
1974
gre
Greece
Revenge of the Drunken Old Tart Ex-Wife
Nick D
2011
Final
27/30
1974
ita
Italy
Sea
Frank
2008
Final
25/30
1974
lux
Luxembourg
Ireen's Sheer Hell
jaymakk
2012
Semi 3
6/16
1974
lux
Portugal
Disappointing Sore-boat
[PL]
2013
Semi 1
12/15
1974
swe
Sweden
Rhyme For You
Frank
2007
Final
5/30
1974
yug
Yugoslavia
Generacija 1642
Aviad
2006
Final
20/28
1975
ger
Germany
My Body Hits You Like A Rock
Thomas
2005
Semi 2
11/22
1975 lux Luxembourg Twat Frank 2011 Final 28/30
1975
uk
UK
Songs Like This
Oliver
2006
Semi 2
17/28
1976
aut
Austria
Fritzl 2 - Karaoke Night at Garsten Abbey
phutty
2013
Final
23/30
1976
fra
France
LOL
javi
2012
Semi 1
10/16
1976
fra
France
L.S.D.
Frank
2011
Semi 2
7/30
1976
fra
France
Min Första Schlager
Nick D
2008
Final
28/30
1976
ger
Germany
The Most Convincing Argument Ever
Timoteus
2011
Final
24/30
1976
isr
Ireland
Hayfever
Esker
2013
Semi 1
7/15
1976
isr
Israel
Böse Inga
Amutrejk
2010
Semi 1
17/24
1976
uk
UK
Chicken Police
Yair
2009
Final
3/30
1974
yug
Yugoslavia
I need a new shed
Nick D
2013
Final
21/30
1977
aut
Austria
eBay Wank
Jeremy
2010
Final
22/30
1977
bel
Belgium
How Do You Solve A Problem Like Maria?
Dimi
2012
Final
29/30
1977
fin
Finland
Mwah-mwah-mwah Land
Thomas
2009
Semi 2
13/18
1977
fra
France
La Vache et l'Enfant
Yair
2004
-
2/21
1977
ger
Germany
Food
Josef
2006
Semi 3
20/27
1977
ger
Germany
Strip-o-gram Strip-o-gram
Pete D
2005
Semi 2
14/22
1977
ger
Germany
Televote
Frank
2008
Semi 4
11/21
1977
gre
Greece
Swedish Lesson
Yami
2012
Winning Reprise
1977
gre
Greece
Tourettes Lesson
Nick D
2012
Semi 4
8/16
1977
net
Netherlands
My Giant Mole
Jeremy
2011
Final
4/30
1977
spa
Spain
I Lost My Heart at Qatar
Thomas
2012
Final
15/30
1977
uk
UK
Shock Horror
Javi
2007
Semi 3
15/20
1978
aut
Austria
Mrs Dorothy Nickinson
Pete D
2012
Final
12/30
1978
den
Denmark
Croon, Doom and Gloom
Nikke
2010
Semi 4
6/23
1978
ger
Germany
Double-Oh Oprah
rich
2010
Semi 2
6/24
1978
ger
Germany
Fetish
Thomas
2010
Semi 1
10/24
1978
gre
Greece
History's Wackiest Villains
Nick D
2009
Semi 3
11/18
1978 gre Greece Mass Murder in a Sushi Bar jaymakk 2011 Final 14/30
1978
ire
Ireland
Congenital Dipsomania
phutty
2012
Semi 2
11/16
1978 net Netherlands I am the Microwave Oliver 2011 Semi 2 8/19
1978
spa
Spain
Paella Drama
jaymakk
2013
Semi 1
7/15
1978
tur
Turkey
Simply Gin
Oliver
2008
Semi
16/21
1979
den
Denmark
Mmm... Burgers!
carly & rich
2012
Final
23/30
1979
ger
Germany
Messageboard
Frank
2005
Final
8/25
1979
isr
Israel
Paranoia
Yair
2006
Final
7/28
1979
net
Monaco
Jam
Oliver
2013
Semi 4
13/15
1979
net
Netherlands
Richard_CT Speaks (with footnotes)
Richard_CT
2008
Losing (EC) Reprise
1979
net
Netherlands
The Shining
Richard_CT
2008
Final
30/30
1979
por
Portugal
Thank you for the ALC
Jonas
2008
Winning Reprise
1979
spa
Spain
Bring Back The Birch
Thomas
2009
Final
19/30
1979
swe
Sweden
Lost ALC
carly & rich
2012
Losing (EC) Reprise
1979
swi
Switzerland
A.L.C. Co
Frank
2010
Final
27/30
1980 fin Finland Pigeons in the Birdbath Keithykat 2013 Final 28/30
1980
ger
Germany
(sorry.)
Martin F
2009
Winning Reprise
1980
gre
Greece
Photoshop
Adonis
2012
Semi 2
13/16
1980
ire
Ireland
What's Another Beer?
Richard_CT
2005
Semi 1
14/22
1980
lux
Luxembourg
I'm a Rhubarb Pie
Jonas
2004
-
8/21
1980
lux
Luxembourg
Papa wears a bra
Amutrejk
2012
Semi 4
11/17
1980
mor
Morocco
One Thousand and One Gnats
Sebastian
2012
Final
7/30
1980
nor
Norway
My Blue Sofa
Amutrejk
2008
Semi 2
8/21
1980
tur
Turkey
Peak Oil
Timoteus
2008
Semi 4
10/21
1981 fin Finland I'm gay, ole Padraic 2011 Semi 3 19/19
1981
ger
Germany
Auto zu Verkaufen
Esker
2010
Semi 1
13/24
1981
ger
Germany
Johnny Knew
Asterios
2007
Semi 4
9/20
1981
ire
Ireland
Hairstylist to the Stars
Esker
2013
Semi 4
8/15
1981
lux
Luxembourg
Maybe I'm Not From Eastern Europe
Nick D
2008
Semi 2
13/21
1981
net
Netherlands
Where Is My Tampon?
Jonas
2010
Final
6/30
1981
por
Portugal
Faghag
Dimi
2010
Semi 4
10/23
1982
aut
Austria
Fritzl
Arvid
2009
Final
17/30
1982 cyp Cyprus Syllable Nazi MartinF 2011 Final 9/30
1982
ger
Germany (Eng v)
A Little Piece
Jeremy
2006
Semi 2
14/28
1982
ger
Germany (Eng v)
A Song On Speed
Frank
2006
Final
17/28
1982
ger
Germany (Eng v)
My Grand Prix
Thomas
2006
Final
5/28
1982 isr Israel The Lost Diary of Hitler's 4th Grade Therapist Jeremy 2011 Final 8/30
1982
net
Netherlands
Yay, a nick
Oliver
2008
Semi 2
10/21
1982
por
Portugal
Buzz Off
Yair
2007
Final
3/30
1982
swe
Sweden
Time After Time
Spencer
2004
-
12/21
1983 bel Belgium Deja Vu Jukka 2011 Semi 2 17/19
1983
bel
Belgium
Je m'en fous
Frank
2013
Semi 4
15/15
1983
bel
Belgium
Je T'Adore
Laura Malice
2006
Semi 2
7/28
1983
den
Denmark
Marburg Virus
arcticandy
2012
Semi 2
6/16
1983
fin
Finland
Fancy New Bra
Thomas
2008
Final
3/30
1983
ger
Germany
Pass The Sick Bag
phutty
2010
Final
26/30
1983
isr
Israel
High
Dan, Dan ALC Man
2006
Semi 3
8/27
1983
lux
Luxembourg
La vache qui rit, c'est moi
Fulingen
2006
Final
8/28
1983
nor
Norway
Robben Missed
Doron
2012
Semi 2
15/16
1983
spa
Spain
¿Who Crazy Program My Satnav?
Nick D
2012
Final
2/30
1983 swe Sweden Snowman arcticandy 2011 Final 17/30
1983
swe
Sweden
Strangled
Elin
2006
Semi 3
21/27
1983
uk
UK
Come And Join Our Cult
Pete D
2010
Final
11/30
1983
yug
Yugoslavia
Ballad of a Montenegrin Prostitute
arcticandy
2010
Semi 1
9/24
1984
fin
Finland
Lovely Cocks
Padraic
2011
Semi 1
18/19
1984
ger
Germany
I Want Beans
Rachel
2006
Semi 1
19/27
1984
ire
Ireland
Genitals 3
Asterios
2009
Semi 3
13/18
1984
net
Netherlands
I Have a Bow
Darrell
2004
-
13/21
1984
net
Netherlands
Ystävyys
Jukka
2012
Semi 2
14/16
1984
spa
Spain
Robin and her Marion
Fulingen
2008
Semi 3
14/21
1984
swe
Sweden
Monkey Business
carly & rich
2010
Final
7/30
1985
fra
France
Jarmila Kratochvílová
Timoteus
2012
Final
18/30
1985
ger
Germany
Blowin' Him
Timoteus
2008
Semi 1
8/20
1985
spa
Spain
I Hope Nobody Sees
Dimi
2010
Semi 3
14/24
1985
swe
Sweden
Dai Li Dou Nyan Cat
Nick D
2011
Semi 1
16/19
1986
bel
Belgium
Je dois faire pipi
Dimi
2009
Semi 3
7/18
1986
bel
Belgium
Gimme Chablis
Frank
2008
Semi 1
11/20
1986
bel
France
Fashion Police
Dimi
2013
Semi 3
9/14
1986
ice
Iceland
Bank Of Despair
arcticandy
2009
Semi 2
18/18
1987
cyp
Cyprus
Macro-Agro
Yami
2012
Final
22/30
1987 net Finland Satanic Salami Jonas 2013 Final 12/30
1987
ger
Germany
Harassment
Asterios
2008
Final
22/30
1987
nor
Netherlands
Shoulder Pads Are Fierce
moshe
2013
Semi 3
6/15
1987
nor
Norway
Porcupine Kate
AdolfoPT
2010
Semi 4
17/23
1987
swe
Sweden
24 ways to kill Carola
Jonas
2008
Final
1/30
1987
tur
Turkey
Sharks! (We cannot leave the bay)
Doron
2012
Semi 3
12/16
1988
aut
Austria
Leezza, Condoleezza
Yair
2007
Final
16/30
1988
den
Denmark
Are You Pregnant Or Not?
Jonas
2012
Final
5/30
1988
ice
Iceland
Psycho Killer Summercamp
Jonas
2009
Final
27/30
1988
ice
Iceland
Sister Agnes
Jeremy
2008
Final
11/30
1988
isr
Israel
Bears Are Fun
Jeremy
2008
Final
16/30
1988
isr
Israel
Benadryl
Yair
2008
Final
2/30
1988
swi
Sweden
Obsessive Compulsive Disorder
Alexander-NL
2013
Semi 3
7/14
1988
swi
Switzerland
I Come From Canada
Richard_CT
2005
Semi 2
15/22
1988
swi
Switzerland
Pas Sans Moi
Nick D
2005
Semi 2
13/22
1988
den
Denmark
Voodoo Gran
jaymakk
2012
Final
10/30
1989
swi
Belgium
An aupair from Britain
Jonathan(BE)
2013
Semi 2
15/15
1989 net Finland Ban ALC arcticandy 2013 Final 10/30
1989 net Finland I Sent An Email Yair 2013 Final 1/30
1989
isr
Israel
Damn, I am starving
Doron
2013
Final
26/30
1989 net Netherlands (Malay) I'm Trapped Under My Trash Sebastian 2011 Semi 3 9/19
1989
por
Portugal
Messageboard Conquistador
Yair
2010
Semi 1
7/24
1989 swe Sweden A Dog Frank 2011 Semi 4 8/20
1989 swi Switzerland Bieber Has To Die Yair 2011 Final 20/30
1989
tur
Turkey
Melodrama
phutty
2009
Final
8/30
1989
yug
Yugoslavia
Give Me
scami
2010
Semi 1
20/24
1990
aut
Austria
Keine Mauern Mehr
Laura Malice
2007
Semi 4
16/20
1990
den
Denmark
Harrow, Harrow
Nick D
2006
Final
16/28
1990
ire
Germany
Haiku Schlager
Timo & UFOPOLI
2013
Final
30/30
1990
ire
Iceland
Eight Lie In
[PL]
2013
Semi 3
11/14
1990
ire
Ireland
Dear Eurovision Song Contest
Esker
2009
Semi 1
10/17
1990
ire
Ireland
Mornington Crescent
Nick D
2007
Semi 2
15/20
1990 isr Israel Love Me Tonight Sebastian 2011 Final 11/30
1990 isr Luxembourg Just a Shell Sebastian 2013 Final 14/30
1990
net
Netherlands
Embittered Maywood Sister
jaymakk
2013
Final
4/30
1990
net
Netherlands
Keeping You Young
Yair
2009
Final
7/30
1990
nor
Norway
North Korean Squad
Jeremy
2010
Semi 3
8/24
1990
spa
Spain
Fiasco
Jeremy
2009
Final
5/30
1990
spa
Switzerland
Friendship is Magic
Jeremy
2009
Final
5/30
1990
uk
UK
Give Literal Love Back To The World
Nick D
2009
Semi 2
6/18
1991
fin
Finland
Hulu You(Tube)
moshe
2013
Semi 4
11/15
1991
fin
Finland
Google Earth
Frank
2010
Final
4/30
1991
fra
France
The Worst One Won
AdolfoPT
2005
Final
23/25
1991
uk
UK
A Message From A Tart
Alan
2008
Semi 3
10/21
1991
uk
UK
I Think I Need To Fart
Jonas
2011
Semi 2
12/19
1992
den
Denmark
Bitchfight or Tic-Tac-Toe
Nick D
2010
Semi 3
9/24
1992
fin
Finland
Yummy Yam
[PL]
2008
Semi 1
14/20
1992
ire
Ireland
Why Me?
BKR
2009
Semi 2
16/18
1992
nor
Norway
Chemistry
arcticandy
2010
Final
14/30
1992
nor
Norway
Mrs Thatcher
Pete D
2007
Final
20/30
1992
swi
Switzerland
Mr Scorewiz Man
Nick D
2012
Semi 2
7/16
1993 fra France Catalatvia Nick D 2011 Semi 3 7/19
1993
gre
Greece
Ellada, Land Of All The Greeks
MartinF
2010
Final
1/30
1993 nor Norway Verbal Diarrhoea MartinF 2010 Final 17/30
1993
uk
UK
Better A Scar On My Groom
Jonas
2009
Semi 3
10/18
1993
uk
UK
Better The Singer You Know
AdolfoPT
2005
Semi 1
22/22
1993
uk
UK
Mother-in-law
Boris (SpliT)
2008
Semi 4
20/21
1994
fin
Finland
Bye Bye Baby, Literally
Pete D
2009
Final
4/30
1994
fin
Finland
Dealing With A Stalker
arcticandy
2009
Semi 1
13/17
1994
fra
France
Soulless
Niall
2006
Semi 2
20/28
1994
ger
Germany
Critical Lyrical Ladies
Esker
2010
Final
13/30
1994
ire
Ireland
Forum-Troll Kids
Doron
2012
Semi 4
14/17
1994
mal
Malta
Susan Boyle
Spencer
2009
Semi 3
14/18
1995
bel
Belgium
I Have A Crayon
Jonas
2012
Final
4/30
1995
cro
Croatia
Bulgaria
Jeremy
2012
Final
21/30
1995
cro
Croatia
Diaspora
phutty
2009
Semi 4
8/17
1995
den
Denmark
From Baku to Yerevan
Ivani
2010
Semi 4
19/23
1995
den
Denmark
The Ice Cream Lady
Pete D
2012
Final
27/30
1995
fra
France
Objectophilia
Pete D
2012
Final
27/30
1995
gre
Greece
What Kind Of Ban
Yair
2005
Final
10/25
1995
isr
Israel
Aah... Men!
phutty
2009
Final
15/30
1995
nor
Norway
Roubles!
Julie
2008
Semi 4
13/21
1995
nor
Norway
To My Father
Fulingen
2007
Final
17/30
1995
nor
Norway
Ugly Girl
Amutrejk
2006
Semi 1
14/27
1995
pol
Poland
Having A Shower
Oliver
2010
Semi 3
13/24
1995
pol
Spain
Leo
moshe
2013
Semi 2
11/15
1995
tur
Turkey
You
Elin
2004
-
20/21
1995
uk
UK
Math City Groove
arcticandy
2009
Semi 4
12/17
1996
bel
Austria
Discount Doctor
carly&rich
2013
Final
5/30
1996
bel
Belgium
Life begins at forty
BKR
2008
Semi 2
15/21
1996
bih
Bosnia-Herzegovina
Bedtime for Granny
Oliver
2012
Semi 3
16/16
1996
cro
Croatia
Poor Josh Dubovie
MartinF
2010
Semi 4
8/23
1996
cro
Croatia
Sweaty Pan Gravy
[PL]
2007
Final
30/30
1996
fra
France
The Tasty Moussaka
[PL]
2006
Final
2/28
1996
ire
Ireland
The Bitch
RobAUS
2010
Semi 1
23/24
1996
ire
Ireland
The Choice
Rachel
2006
Semi 2
11/28
1996
ire
Norway
le'olamim
Doron
2013
Semi 3
13/14
1996
por
Portugal
A Holiday with Friends
('Cos the sow mounted corn)
Oliver
2012
Semi 1
9/16
1996
spa
Spain
Heike Drechsler Doped
Yami
2012
Semi 3
8/16
1996
slk
Slovakia
Hate Marcel
[PL]
2009
Losing (EC) Reprise
1997
ice
Iceland (Eng v)
My Final Words
Timoteus
2007
Semi 1
14/20
1997
ire
Ireland
MB Meet Ups
Alexander-NL
2009
Semi 2
8/18
1997
net
Netherlands
Don't Look Inside My Bag
Jonas
2010
Final
9/30
1997
net
Netherlands
Nemo's Hazel Duck
Aviad
2007
Semi 4
12/20
1997 rus Russia A Song For The Children carly & rich 2011 Final 23/30
1997
slo
Slovenia
Dating Sites
Dimi(vision)
2013
Semi 2
8/15
1997
slo
Slovenia
juliej
Harrow
2005
Final
15/25
1997
slo
Slovenia
No Footnotes
Richard_CT
2008
Final
14/30
1997
uk
UK
ALC User Manual Song
Asterios
2009
Semi 2
11/18
1997
uk
UK
Guv! Gin n' Sprite
Jeremy
2008
Semi 2
6/21
1997
uk
UK
(When) Hump was a child
Jeremy
2012
Final
16/30
1998
bel
Belgium
Kidney
Jordy
2011
Final
19/30
1998
cro
Croatia (live v)
The Stripping Nun
Frank
2009
Final
11/30
1998
fin
Finland
Diva
Jukka
2011
Semi 3
16/20
1998
fin
Finland
Huomenta
Amutrejk
2007
Semi 3
13/20
1998
fra
France
Back Alleys
Pete D
2010
Final
30/30
1998
isr
Israel
Viva! (Ode to Spain)
scami
2010
Semi 2
16/24
1998
mal
Malta
(Me) The One That They Love
BKR
2007
Semi 4
19/20
1998
mal
Malta
She Wants To Be Thin
[PL]
2005
Semi 2
19/22
1998 net Netherlands Gunglefrap Partner Esker 2011 Final 25/30
1998 net Slovakia Barakats Nick D 2013 Semi 4 7/15
1999
cro
Croatia
RiRi by MAC Cosmetics
Thomas
2013
Semi 1
10/15
1999
cyp
Cyprus
Sudden Tempo Change
Arvid
2013
Semi 1
14/15
1999
cyp
Cyprus
Who Said I'd Win?
Roger
2006
Semi 1
20/22
1999
isr
Israel
HOO-FUCKIN'-RAY
phutty
2010
Semi 3
16/24
1999
net
Netherlands
One Point
javi
2006
Semi 3
17/27
1999
net
Norway
Living My Life In Lycra
Pete D
2013
Semi 4
9/15
1999
pol
Poland
At The Zoo
Oliver
2007
Semi 3
9/20
1999
swe
Sweden
2007
Jeremy
2007
Final
24/30
1999
swe
Sweden
What A Bunch Of Losers
BKR
2007
Semi 1
15/20
2000
est
Estonia
Estonian Cowgirl
Alexander-NL
2005
Final
25/25
2000
fin
Finland
Handful of Points
Spencer
2005
Final
24/25
2000
isr
Israel
Chow Mein
Rich
2006
Semi 3
15/27
2000
isr
Israel
My Darling
Yair
2006
Semi 2
28/28
2000
net
Netherlands
Don't Laugh At Me!!!
Bobbo
2004
-
17/21
2000
net
Netherlands
Promotour
Alexander-NL
2006
Semi 2
8/28
2000 rus Russia Loco (A Year In The Life of a Eurovision Fan) Pete D 2011 Final 12/30
2000
rus
Russia
Water Polo
Asterios
2006
Semi 3
11/27
2000
rus
Russia
Pointless
Alexander-NL
2005
Losing (EC) Reprise
2000
rus
Russia
Water Polo
Asterios
2006
Semi 3
11/27
2000
swe
Sweden
When blow jobs are done the right way
Javi
2005
Semi 2
9/22
2000
uk
UK
You Say I Pong Again
Rachel
2006
Semi 3
23/27
2001
est
Estonia
Let's Kill The Straights
Oliver
2009
Semi 1
17/17
2001
ger
Germany
Serifovic
Martin F
2007
Semi 4
11/20
2001
gre
Greece
Die To Win
Nigel
2004
-
6/21
2001
mal
Malta
One more Latino song
Roger
2005
Semi 1
13/22
2001
pol
Poland
2″ long
Timoteus
2006
Final
28/28
2001
por
Portugal
12 Points from France
Spencer
2004
-
16/21
2001
slo
Slovenia
Kenny G
carly & rich
2008
Final
18/30
2001
slo
Slovenia
Pregnancy
wahoowa
2007
Semi 1
5/20
2001 slo Slovenia Toilet Seat Dimi 2011 Semi 3 10/19
2001
swe
Sweden
@lisa_delbo
phutty
2012
Semi 3
7/16
2001
swe
Sweden
Welcome To IKEA
Alexander-NL
2007
Final
22/30
2001
uk
UK
No Gay Impossible
Javi
2006
Semi 1
13/27
2002
cro
Croatia
Everything I Want
Yair
2004
-
7/21
2002
cro
Croatia
Takin' clothes off one by one
Timoteus
2005
Semi 1
12/22
2002
cyp
Cyprus
Jimmy
Jahner
2010
Semi 2
17/24
2002
fin
Finland
Addicted To Glue
Marianne
2006
Semi 2
18/28
2002
fin
Finland
Yellow To You?
Martin-DK
2007
Final
19/30
2002
ger
Germany
We Can't Live Without Neighbours
[PL]
2006
Semi 2
12/28
2002
isr
Israel
A Hug For The Lonely
jaymakk
2012
Final
28/30
2002
isr
Israel
Danny Kendall
Oliver
2009
Semi 3
16/18
2002
lat
Latvia
I Wanna Win
Alexander-NL
2004
-
19/21
2002
lit
Lithuania
Disco Shoes
carly & rich
2009
Final
18/30
2002
lit
Lithuania
Hippo You
Martin-DK
2009
Final
16/30
2002
mal
Malta
Murdersong
BKR
2007
Semi 2
16/20
2002
rus
Russia
Robogirl
carly & rich
2009
Final
9/30
2002
spa
Spain
I'm So Jealous of David Bisbal
Dan, Dan ALC Man
2004
-
9/21
2002
spa
Spain
Penetration
Keithykat
2013
Final
22/30
2003
bel
Belgium
She's A He
carly & rich
2009
Final
6/30
2003
bel
Belgium
Slice Of Bread
Fulingen
2005
Final
3/25
2003
cro
Croatia
[PL]'s Losing Reprise
[PL]
2007
Losing (EC) Reprise
2003
cyp
Cyprus
Barely Alive
phutty
2013
Semi 3
8/14
2003
cyp
Cyprus
Look like undead
Timoteus
2005
Semi 2
10/22
2003
ger
Germany
Six Dwarfs Assembly
Yair
2005
Final
2/25
2003
ice
Iceland
Open Your Mouth
Stefan
2004
-
15/21
2003
ire
Ireland
We've Got No Lubricant
Jonas
2006
Final
26/28
2003
mal
Malta
To Scream in Vain
Jonas
2004
-
5/21
2003 net Netherlands Camping Site Jordy 2011 Semi 4 10/20
2003
nor
Norway
I'm Not Afraid Of My Nose
Alexander-NL
2006
Semi 1
18/27
2003
nor
Norway
Office colleague from hell
tim,london
2012
Final
12/30
2003
pol
Poland
Mini Golf
carly & rich
2010
Final
21/30
2003
rus
Russia
Total Plagiat
Nick D
2006
Final
21/28
2003
swe
Sweden
Barbie And Ken
Jonas
2006
Semi 1
10/27
2003
tur
Turkey
I Had Sex In A Van
Asterios
2006
Semi 1
11/27
2004
alb
Albania
Albania Douze!
Nigel
2004
-
4/21
2004
alb
Albania
My Nightmare Is You
Elin
2004
-
10/21
2004
alb
Albania
The Image of Blue
Jeremy
2004
-
11/21
2004
and
Andorra
Just a big homo
Tom_Malta
2011
Semi 1
13/19
2004
aut
Austria
Gruppe für dich
Josef
2006
Semi 1
26/27
2004
alb
Belarus
Yay For Free Language
Pete D
2006
Final
19/28
2004
bel
Belgium
1 Lift
Alexander-NL
2008
Semi 3
11/21
2004
bel
Belgium
1 Point
Frank
2004
-
3/21
2004
bel
Belgium
Long-life
Oliver
2007
Semi 2
18/20
2004
bos
Bosnia-Herzegovina
At the Tesco
Frank
2004
-
1/21
2004
bos
Bosnia-Herzegovina
At The Tesco in Kiev
Frank
2005
Opening Ceremony
2004
cyp
Cyprus
Worst Every Minute
AdolfoPT
2004
-
14/21
2004
den
Denmark
Shame On You!
Elin
2004
-
21/21
2004
fin
Finland
Takes Just Me To Limbo
Marianne
2005
Semi 2
22/22
2004
gre
Greece
Bake It
Jahner
2008
Semi 4
21/21
2004
gre
Greece
Fake It
Stefan
2004
-
18/21
2004
mal
Malta
On Again... Off Again
Elin
2006
Semi 1
16/27
2004
nor
Norway
Steve
Sild
2007
Semi 4
18/20
2004 por Portugal Lys Assia Dimi 2011 Semi 2 11/19
2004
rom
Romania
I farted
Bebe
2008
Semi 3
18/21
2004
ser
Serbia
My Song;)
Aviad
2005
Final
17/25
2004
swe
Sweden (Swe. v)
Go Away
Roger
2008
Semi 3
19/21
2004
swe
Sweden
Hertz
Jeremy
2006
Final
3/28
2004
swe
Sweden
Made in Sweden
tim, london
2013
Final
20/30
2005
and
Andorra
El Cavall Exterior
Aviad
2005
Final
11/25
2005
and
Andorra
The Werewolf Story
Jonas
2007
Opening Ceremony
2005
aut
Austria
So Good
David in Hull
2005
Semi
21/22
2005
aut
Austria
Withdraw
Roger
2005
Final
18/25
2005
aut
Austria
Y Así (coma la chica)
Jonas
2005
Semi 1
10/22
2005
aut
Austria
Y'see
boog
2007
Semi 1
13/20
2005
alb
Belarus
Rent Me Tonight
Aviad
2005
Final
12/25
2005
alb
Belarus
This Song Is Shite
Nigel
2005
Final
16/25
2005
den
Croatia
24 Ways to Kill Yami
Yair
2013
Winning Reprise
2005
den
Denmark
Throwing the Fish
[PL]
2005
Semi 1
11/22
2005
est
Estonia
Let's Get Fat
Pascalis
2006
Semi 3
25/27
2005
fin
Finland
How?
Timoteus
2005
Final
13/25
2005
fin
Finland
Pie
carly & rich
2005
Final
6/25
2005
gre
Greece
Elena Anthem
Geert
2006
Semi 1
24/27
2005
gre
Greece
Greece Is The One
Thomas
2005
Semi 2
18/22
2005
gre
Greece
Lives in Taiwan
Yair
2005
Winning Reprise
2005
gre
Greece
My Currant Bun
Sebastian
2011
Final
2/30
2005
gre
Greece
My Curried Bun
Sebastian
2012
Semi 4
7/17
2005
gre
Greece
Number 2
BazUK
2005
Semi 2
21/22
2005
gre
Greece
The Real Number One
Elin
2005
Final
22/25
2005
gre
Greece
Your Number One
Fulingen
2005
Semi 1
15/22
2005
hun
Hungary
Ruslana
Jonas
2005
Final
7/25
2005
ice
Iceland
If I Had Fashion Sense
Alex
2005
Semi 1
19/22
2005
ice
Iceland
If I Had Your Legs
Thomas
2005
Semi 1
17/22
2005
ice
Iceland
If You'd Placed That Bet
Javi
2007
Semi 4
13/20
2005
ire
Ireland
Crap
Arik
2005
Semi 2
12/22
2005
ire
Ireland
Fart
Marianne
2005
Semi 3
20/20
2005
ire
Ireland
Smoke?
Jonas
2005
Final
5/25
2005
lit
Lithuania
Letter By Letter
Wren
2010
Semi 1
16/24
2005
mac
Macedonia
Just Get Laid
Oliver
2009
Semi 2
14/18
2005
mal
Malta
Bagel
carly & rich
2005
Final
20/25
2005
mal
Malta
Chocolate
Nigel
2005
Final
19/25
2005
mal
Malta
Dinner
David in Hull
2005
Semi 2
17/22
2005
mal
Malta
Fat Bird
ChrisMCR
2005
Semi 2
16/22
2005
mal
Malta
Siegel
Marianne
2006
Semi 3
19/27
2005
mal
Malta
Whale Girl
Jeremy
2005
Semi 1
9/22
2005
net
Netherlands
My Unbearable Scream
Frank
2005
Final
9/25
2005
nor
Norway
In My Dreams
Jeremy
2005
Final
21/25
2005
nor
Norway
In My Dungeon
Alex
2005
Semi 2
20/22
2005
nor
Norway
Love in the library
carly & rich
2008
Semi 4
8/21
2005
nor
Norway
Your CD
Frank
2005
Final
14/25
2005
rom
Romania
Let Me Bite
Bebe
2008
Semi 2
21/21
2005
rom
Romania
Let Me Dry
Oliver
2006
Semi 3
10/27
2005
slo
Slovenia
Ugly Smells
Asterios
2007
Semi 2
7/20
2005
spa
Spain
Waxy Ear
Roger
2010
Final
3/30
2005
swe
Sweden
At the bay side
BKR
2008
Semi 3
21/21
2005
swe
Sweden
Chernobyl
Yair
2005
Final
1/25
2005
swe
Sweden
In The Semi
Joanna
2005
Semi 1
15/22
2005
swe
Sweden
New Jersey
Yair
2006
Opening Ceremony
2005
swe
Sweden
Tony Wegas
Luke F
2005
Semi 1
18/22
2005
swi
Switzerland
McCauls
Timoteus
2006
Final
11/28
2005
tur
Turkey
Really Really Gay
ChrisMCR
2006
Final
12/28
2005
uk
UK
Off The Cliff-Top
Pete D
2007
Final
11/30
2005
uk
UK
Such Attire
Rich
2005
Final
4/25
2006
alb
Albania
Di Di Da (Ode to Ledina Celo)
Roger
2006
Semi 2
15/28
2006
and
Andorra
Rafael
Aviad
2006
Final
24/28
2006
and
Andorra
Save The Pigs
Jonas
2006
Final
1/28
2006
and
Andorra
Sense A Two
Elin
2006
Semi 2
23/28
2006
arm
Armenia
My Monobrow
Angelos
2006
Semi 2
19/28
2006
alb
Belarus
Bla Bla
Alexander-NL
2006
Semi 3
12/27
2006
alb
Belarus
Llama
carly
2006
Final
4/28
2006
bel
Belgium
I'm A Whore
Asterios
2006
Semi 2
25/28
2006
bel
Belgium
Need A Job
Alexander-NL
2007
Semi 4
14/20
2006
bel
Belgium
Pasema
Nick D
2006
Semi 1
15/27
2006
bul
Bulgaria
Please I Need Help
madeinmalta
2006
Semi 2
27/28
2006
cro
Croatia
I'm No Stickler
Josef
2006
Final
13/28
2006
cro
Croatia
Moja Stalker
Martin-DK
2007
Final
18/30
2006
cro
Croatia
Mucky Puppy
ChrisMCR
2006
Final
9/28
2006
cyp
Cyprus
Why Do The Cypriots Cry?
Luke Fisher
2006
Semi 3
22/27
2006
den
Denmark
Brokeback Twist
Pete D
2006
Semi 2
10/28
2006
fin
Finland
Hard Cock From Viagra
ChrisMCR
2006
Semi 1
8/27
2006
fin
Finland
Je T'a Dollelujah
kURt B
2006
Semi 2
23/28
2006
ger
Germany
A Little Botox
Marianne
2006
Semi 1
20/27
2006
ger
Germany
No, no, never
BKR
2008
Semi 1
15/20
2006
gre
Greece
Everything (The Culinary Remix)
Richard_CT
2006
Final
18/28
2006
gre
Greece
Grannie On Speed
Geert
2006
Semi 2
22/28
2006
gre
Greece
Strip Poker
Asterios
2010
Semi 1
14/24
2006
ice
Iceland
ALC Nation
Frank
2006
Final
6/28
2006
ire
Ireland
Every Song Is A Tale Of Woe
David in Hull
2006
Semi 1
14/27
2006
ire
Ireland
Every Song Is An Irish Dirge
ade
2006
Semi 3
6/27
2006
lat
Latvia
We Give You Farts
Fulingen
2006
Semi 3
24/27
2006
lit
Lithuania
I Am The Winner
Jonas
2006
Winning Reprise
2006
mac
Macedonia
The Cowgirl Prize
Timoteus
2006
Losing (EC) Reprise
2006
mal
Malta
I Sue
Thomas
2006
Semi 2
9/28
2006
mal
Malta
Kathmandu
Anders
2006
Semi 3
16/27
2006 mol Moldova Locust Oliver 2011 Semi 3 8/19
2006
mon
Monaco
La Sophie Carle
Roger
2006
Final
14/28
2006
mon
Monaco
Tesco Dance
Frank & Yair
2006
Interval Act 3
2006
nor
Norway
Forgotten
carly
2006
Final
27/28
2006
nor
Norway
Pissadansen
Timoteus
2006
Semi 1
7/27
2006
rom
Romania
Eyeshadow
Dan, Dan, ALC Man
2006
Semi 2
26/28
2006
rom
Romania
Mr. A
Harri
2006
Semi 1
27/27
2006
rom
Romania
Toblerone
Aviad
2006
Semi 3
14/27
2006
rom
Romania
Torero
Thomas
2006
Semi 1
12/27
2006
rus
Russia
Mmm... Brain! (The Zombie Song)
Rich
2006
Semi 1
9/27
2006
slo
Slovenia
Mr Dwarfbody
Nigel
2006
Final
25/28
2006
slo
Slovenia
Mr. ESC
Richard_CT
2006
Semi 2
13/28
2006
slo
Slovenia
Not A Mr Nobody
Alex
2006
Semi 3
27/27
2006
slo
Slovenia
The Ballad of Fred West
Spencer
2007
Semi 3
17/20
2006
spa
Spain
Umladi Meni Porvavol
Oliver
2006
Semi 1
21/27
2006
swe
Sweden
Infallible
Frank
2006
Semi 2
16/28
2006
swe
Sweden
Inflatable
Luke
2006
Final
10/28
2006
swe
Sweden
My Wind Machine
Boris (SpliT)
2006
Semi 3
18/27
2006
swe
Sweden
The Factory
Harri
2006
Semi 2
21/28
2006
swi
Switzerland
If We All Pay For Ticket
Kenny
2006
Semi 1
22/27
2006
swi
Switzerland
If You All Gave A Little
Nelly
2006
Semi 3
26/27
2006
tur
Turkey
Super Troll
Roger
2006
Semi 3
9/27
2006
tur
Turkey
Superstar?
BKR
2006
Semi 1
23/27
2006
uk
UK
Gay-teen Life
David in Hull
2006
Final
15/28
2006
uk
UK
Good Result (Big 4 Languages Megamix)
Luke Fisher
2006
Semi 1
25/27
2006
ukr
Ukraine
I'm Into Porn
Geert
2006
Semi 3
13/27
2006
ukr
Ukraine
Look At My Bum
Rich
2006
Final
22/28
2006
ukr
Ukraine
The Curtain-Twitcher
phutty
2012
Semi 4
6/17
2007
alb
Albania
Eat Some Fruit
Holger
2012
Semi 4
13/17
2007
alb
Albania
Here: My Pee
FelixK
2007
Semi 2
6/20
2007
alb
Albania
Pay My Fee (The Wogan Song)
Spencer
2007
Semi 1
12/20
2007
alb
Albania
Vibrato(r)
Timoteus
2009
Semi 1
16/17
2007
arm
Armenia
Don't You Like My Rhyme
Bobbo
2007
Semi 3
19/20
2007
alb
Belarus
Change Your Artist
Aviad
2007
Semi 1
7/20
2007
alb
Belarus
Shaken Not Stirred
Nannarja
2007
Semi 4
15/20
2007
alb
Belarus
Work Your Magic Eye
ChrisMCR
2007
Semi 2
13/20
2007
bos
Bosnia-Herzegovina
Nameless Song
Kenny
2007
Semi 3
17/20
2007
bul
Bulgaria
Televoda
Nick D
2007
Final
7/30
2007
cyp
Cyprus
Compose and Sigh (Life of a Journalist)
Kenny
2007
Semi 2
20/20
2007
cyp
Cyprus
Je ne parle pas francais
ChrisMCR
2007
Semi 4
6/20
2007
cyp
Cyprus
Milk The Cow
Roger
2007
Semi 3
7/20
2007
cyp
Cyprus
Pas de succes
Nannarja
2007
Semi 2
9/20
2007
cyp
Cyprus
Without Your Love
Niall
2007
Semi 1
19/20
2007
den
Denmark
Beauty Queen
David in Hull
2007
Semi 4
17/20
2007
den
Denmark
Pharmacy
arcticandy
2010
Semi 3
10/24
2007
est
Estonia
A Cockroach Is Never Alone
Jonas
2007
Final
6/30
2007
est
Estonia
Strangers on Flight
BKR
2009
Semi 4
16/17
2007
fin
Finland
ET Phone Home
Marianne
2007
Semi 2
17/20
2007
fin
Finland
Give Me Some Meat
Egle
2009
Semi 1
11/17
2007
fin
Finland
Send In The Clown
Nannarja
2007
Semi 1
8/20
2007
fin
Finland
Time To Leave Home
carly & rich
2007
Final
12/30
2007
fra
France
With your voix de false sång
Elin
2007
Semi 3
8/20
2007
arm
Georgia
Not Too Gory
Timoteus&UFOPOLI
2013
Semi 2
9/15
2007
ger
Germany
Queen Of My Own World
Thomas
2007
Final
13/30
2007
gre
Greece
Memo From Australia
Richard_CT
2007
Final
15/30
2007
gre
Greece
Undead Marija
Richard_CT
2007
Semi 4
10/20
2007
hun
Hungary
Presidential Blues
Esker
2008
Semi 1
12/20
2007
ice
Iceland
Metaphor Mixed
Nick D
2010
Final
19/30
2007
ire
Ireland
In Praise of EU Expansion
Pete D
2007
Final
28/30
2007
ire
Ireland
Ode To Alexander
Jeremy
2007
Semi 4
7/20
2007
ire
Ireland
They Can't Stop Incest
David in Hull
2007
Semi 2
9/20
2007
ire
Ireland
They Can't Stop My Scream
Buzz
2007
Final
21/30
2007
isr
Israel
Save The Planet
TenT
2007
Semi 3
14/20
2007
lat
Latvia
I Love Spanking Men
Fulingen
2008
Semi 2
7/21
2007
lat
Latvia
Pizza Grande
Boog
2007
Semi 2
8/20
2007
lit
Lithuania
Substantial Act
Timoteus
2007
Semi 3
12/20
2007
mal
Malta
Bunions
Luke
2007
Final
26/30
2007
mol
Moldova
Our Time Is Meow!
carly & rich
2012
Final
30/30
2007
mol
Moldova
Scabies
Yair
2007
Semi 4
8/20
2007
net
Netherlands
Eurovision No More
Bobbo
2007
Semi 2
11/20
2007
nor
Norway
We're kicking out the Swedes now!
Arvid.no
2008
Semi 1
5/20
2007
pol
Poland
Get Your Dick Out
Alexander-NL
2007
Semi 3
16/20
2007
por
Portugal (Port. v)
Mikko
Oliver
2007
Semi 1
11/20
2007
rom
Romania
Arrrr.... Pirates!
carly & rich
2007
Semi 1
9/20
2007
rom
Romania
Crikey, Crikey, I Love You
Jonas
2007
Final
8/30
2007
rom
Romania
Game of Endurance
Timoteus
2007
Semi 2
14/20
2007
rus
Russia
President #45
Roger
2008
Final
20/30
2007
ser
Serbia
Harrow's Party
ChrisMCR
2007
Final
29/30
2007
ser
Serbia
Lagrits - Ah!
phutty
2008
Semi 4
13/21
2007
ser
Serbia
Music Rules
Bobbo
2007
Semi 4
19/20
2007
ser
Serbia
Oli-via (Lewis)
ME
2007
Semi 1
20/20
2007
slo
Slovenia
Bifido
Thomas
2007
Final
25/30
2007
slo
Slovenia
Invincible
Kenny
2007
Semi 1
16/20
2007
slo
Slovenia
My granny's dead
carly & rich
2007
Winning Reprise
2007
spa
Spain
I love u mi Sweden
Oliver
2012
Semi 4
12/17
2007
swe
Sweden
The Curry And Wine
Roger
2007
Final
14/30
2007
swe
Sweden
The Gardening Kind
Frank
2007
Final
4/30
2007
swe
Sweden
The Marrying Kind
Dan, Dan, ALC Man
2008
Semi 3
8/21
2007
swe
Sweden
The Pilfering Kind
wahoowa
2007
Semi 2
12/20
2007
swi
Switzerland
Grandmother Is Alive
carly & rich
2007
Final
1/30
2007
swi
Switzerland
Season Pass
javi
2012
Semi 3
14/16
2007
swi
Switzerland
Vampires On A Plane
Nick D
2007
Final
27/30
2007
uk
UK
Throwing The Fish (Part Two)
Nick D
2008
Final
10/30
2007
ukr
Ukraine
Come Back (I Mean It)
LoboinMadrid
2007
Semi 3
10/20
2007
ukr
Ukraine
Dansa - Samba Sumbray
Aviad & Angelos
2007
Semi 2
19/20
2007
ukr
Ukraine
Schlager
Marianne
2007
Semi 1
18/20
2008
and
Albania
Bed
jaymakk
2013
Final
18/30
2008
and
Andorra
CASH4OVA
phutty
2008
Final
23/30
2008
and
Andorra
Just Get to Dover
Julie Andrews
2008
Semi 3
9/21
2008
and
Andorra
Kournikova
David in Hull
2008
Semi 1
18/20
2008
arm
Armenia
Shout It!
Alexander-NL
2008
Semi 4
19/21
2008
arm
Armenia
Željko Joksimović
Julie
2008
Semi 2
10/21
2008
mol
Azerbaijan
Gay After Gay (A Tribute to Elnur & Samir)
Jahner
2008
Semi 2
16/21
2008
mol
Azerbaijan
State After State
Pete D
2008
Final
20/30
2008
bos
Bosnia-Herzegovina
Pick a sachet
[PL]
2008
Final
13/30
2008
bul
Bulgaria
ALC DJ
MartinF
2010
Winning Reprise
2008
bul
Bulgaria
I Will Delay
Daiva
2008
Semi 3
17/21
2008
bul
Bulgaria
Neccessary Operations
Marianne
2008
Semi 1
16/20
2008
cro
Croatia
Woodstock 1863
Pete D
2008
Final
4/30
2008
cyp
Cyprus
Beware The Phantom Pants Brigade
Martin F
2009
Final
1/30
2008
den
Denmark
All Night Long
Dan, Dan, ALC Man
2008
Semi 2
17/21
2008
est
Estonia
Gå och dö!
Julie Andrews
2008
Semi 1
19/20
2008
fra
France
Open Letter to Tom Cruise
Timoteus
2009
Final
29/30
2008
ger
Germany
Disappear
AdolfoPT
2008
Semi 2
19/21
2008
gre
Greece
A Kentucky Fried Song
Spencer
2008
Semi 2
20/21
2008
gre
Greece
Colonic Irrigation
phutty
2011
Final
25/30
2008
gre
Greece
In-Car Navigation
Esker
2008
Semi 4
9/21
2008
gre
Greece
My Troubled Punctuation
Alexander-NL
2008
Final
24/30
2008
gre
Greece
Pelvic Inflammation
wahoowa
2008
Final
19/30
2008
hun
Hungary
Chip Shop Light
Dan, Dan, ALC Man
2008
Semi 4
18/21
2008
ice
Iceland
Don't Tell My Wife
Spencer
2008
Semi 1
9/20
2008
ice
Iceland
Please Pass The Knife!
Adonis
2013
Semi 3
14/14
2008
ice
Iceland
Where Is My Wife?
Martin-DK
2008
Semi 3
7/21
2008
ice
Iceland (Ice v)
Fuck On A Leaf
Harrow
2009
Interval Act
2008
ire
Ireland
Spam Filters, Au Revoir!
Timoteus
2008
Final
12/30
2008 isr Israel 2012 Wren 2011 Semi 4 16/20
2008
isr
Israel
Goat's Ballet Dance
Thomas
2008
Final
7/30
2008
isr
Lithuania
Fumble In The Dark
phutty
2013
Final
17/30
2008
mal
Malta
Workout
Yair
2008
Semi 4
6/21
2008
mal
Moldova (x2)
Oceans of Caffeine
Timoteus
2011
Semi 2
9/19
2008
net
Netherlands
Abdul's Story (Being gay in the KSA)
Bobbo
2008
Semi 1
20/20
2008
net
Netherlands
Your Face Belongs To Me
Jonas
2008
Semi 4
7/21
2008
nor
Norway
Roll On, Don't Pong
Julie
2008
Semi 3
6/21
2008
nor
Norway
Stay Green
Sild
2008
Semi 2
9/21
2008
pol
Poland
Bright White
phutty
2008
Semi 3
13/21
2008
pol
Poland
Fortnight
David in Hull
2008
Semi 2
18/21
2008
pol
Poland
Full Smile
Alan
2008
Semi 1
7/20
2008
pol
Poland
Oh, gee!
Arvid.no
2008
Semi 4
15/21
2008
rom
Romania
I think of Sonja Lumme
Yair
2008
Final
5/30
2008
rus
Russia
I'm Bleeding
Martin-DK
2008
Semi 1
10/20
2008
rus
Russia
Narcissism
Dimi
2009
Semi 2
15/18
2008
ser
Serbia
Call Your Name
Niall
2008
Semi 3
12/21
2008
slo
Slovenia
Achtung, Schlampe
Thomas
2008
Final
27/30
2008
slo
Slovenia
Props and Gadgets
Arvid.no
2008
Final
9/30
2008
slo
Slovenia
Svante Speaks (To the EBU Reference Group)
Richard_CT
2008
Final
14/30
2008
spa
Spain
¡Korea!
Boris
2010
Semi 2
13/24
2008
swe
Sweden
Euro
Kenny
2008
Semi 2
14/21
2008
swe
Sweden
Has Been
AdolfoPT
2008
Semi 3
20/21
2008
swe
Sweden
Worst Date Ever!
wahoowa
2008
Semi 4
10/21
2008
swe
Sweden
Zero (The Terry Wogan Song)
Jamie
2008
Semi 1
13/20
2008
swi
Switzerland
Terry
Jamie
2008
Semi 3
16/21
2008
ukr
Ukraine
I've Got Suckers (Sex-Crazed Octopus)
Nikke
2010
Semi 3
11/24
2008
ukr
Ukraine
Never Ever Trust Your Best Friend To...
Esker
2009
Semi 4
7/17
2008
ukr
Ukraine
Ring-er Stinger
Spencer
2008
Semi 3
15/21
2008
ukr
Ukraine
Summer Santa
Martin-DK
2008
Semi 4
17/21
2008
ukr
Ukraine
Sweaty Betty
wahoowa
2008
Semi 2
12/21
2009
alb
Albania
Dollop Me With Cream
wahoowa
2009
Semi 1
9/17
2009
alb
Albania
Do Me Like I Was Amphibian
Martin-DK
2009
Final
24/30
2009
alb
Albania
Midgets Are Go!
Catherine of Aragon
2009
Semi 3
9/18
2009
alb
Albania
Midgets, Midgets, Midgets
Alexander-NL
2009
Semi 4
14/17
2009
mol
Azerbaijan
Have A Lot Of Kids
Giannis
2009
Semi 3
18/18
2009
mol
Azerbaijan
My Shining Star
wahoowa
2009
Semi 2
10/18
2009
cyp
Cyprus
Poofly
Orestis
2009
Semi 2
11/18
2009
est
Czech Republic
I Will Sure Survive
BKR
2009
Semi 1
15/17
2009
est
Estonia
Faghag
Jeremy
2009
Final
10/30
2009
fra
France
It's Such A Tragic Day
Yair
2009
Final
14/30
2009
fra
France
Just Pull Up A Chair
Frank
2009
Semi 3
6/18
2009
gre
Greece
This Is Such Shite
boog
2009
Semi 4
13/17
2009
gre
Greece
This Is Too Tight
Egle
2009
Semi 3
17/18
2009
ice
Iceland
My Wife, The Lez
Jeremy
2009
Semi 1
7/17
2009
ire
Ireland
Dave Adjusts Himself (Weekends Only)
Esker
2010
Semi 4
11/23
2009
ire
Ireland
Oh Oliver
Noel
2009
Semi 1
12/17
2009
lit
Lithuania
Pointillism
Timoteus
2009
Final
21/30
2009
mal
Malta
Helium
Dimi
2009
Semi 4
10/17
2009
mnt
Montenegro
Just Get Out Of My Site
Timoteus
2010
Final
25/30
2009
mnt
Montenegro
Just Get Out Of My Wife
magareto
2010
Semi 1
18/24
2009
mnt
Montenegro
Lets Get Out Of It Now
Jordy
2013
Semi 1
9/15
2009
nor
Norway
Married Man
Arik
2012
Semi 2
16/16
2009
pol
Poland
I'm No Isis Gee
Arvid
2009
Semi 4
9/17
2009
por
Portugal
You And Me Are Over
Nick D
2009
Final
22/30
2009
rus
Russia
Apple
Jeremy
2011
Final
18/30
2009
slk
Slovakia
The End
Roger
2009
Final
12/30
2009
slk
Slovakia
Trip
wahoowa
2009
Semi 4
6/17
2009
slo
Slovenia
L'amore possibile
Jukka
2012
Semi 4
16/17
2009
slo
Slovenia
Sudoku
Amutrejk
2009
Semi 3
14/18
2009
tur
Spain/Estonia/UK
Diva Wars
Esker
2009
Semi 3
12/18
2009
swe
Sweden
Francois
Martin-DK
2009
Final
26/30
2009
swe
Sweden
Mew
Amutrejk
2009
Semi 2
17/18
2009
swe
Sweden
Midget
Arvid
2009
Final
20/30
2009
swe
Sweden
Voila
Jahner
2009
Semi 4
17/17
2009
swi
Switzerland
The Highest Cliff
Pete D
2009
Semi 1
14/17
2009
tur
Turkey
Mwah Ha Ha
Roger
2009
Final
23/30
2009
uk
UK
It's My Rhyme
Buzz
2009
Semi 4
15/17
2009
uk
UK
It's My Slime
Luke
2009
Semi 2
7/18
2009
uk
UK
My Song
MartinF
2009
Semi 1
8/17
2009
uk
UK
Pure Love
Jukka
2011
Semi 1
18/19
2009
ukr
Ukraine
Beat Me With A Vine (Bom!)
Haris
2009
Semi 1
6/17
2010
alb
Albania
It's All About Shoes
Asterios
2013
Semi 2
7/15
2010
alb
Albania
My Bomb Has No Fuse
Tom_Malta
2010
Semi 2
11/24
2010
arm
Armenia
Azerbaijan 2012
scami
2011
Semi 1
15/19
2010
arm
Armenia
EBU Squid
FelixK
2010
Semi 2
9/24
2010
arm
Armenia
I Lost My Phone
wahoowa
2010
Final
23/30
2010
arm
Armenia
Messageboard Meet Up
Tom_Malta
2011
Semi 3
15/19
2010
arm
Armenia
Overgrown Bones
Jordy
2010
Semi 4
15/23
2010
mol
Azerbaijan
Chip Chop
Timoteus
2010
Semi 1
8/24
2010
mol
Azerbaijan
Don't Hit My Eye
Kenny
2010
Semi 3
21/24
2010
mol
Azerbaijan
Snip Snap
Puddleduck
2010
Semi 4
19/23
2010
den
Belarus
Butterface
Arvid
2010
Semi 4
7/23
2010
den
Belgium
I Love My Dong
Giannis
2010
Semi 2
23/24
2010
den
Bosnia-Herzegovina
Cumulonimbus Cunnilingus
Timoteus
2013
Semi 4
12/15
2010
den
Denmark
I Really Need A Piss
Jahner
2010
Semi 4
23/23
2010
den
Denmark
In A Cliche So Shit
RobAUS
2010
Semi 3
24/24
2010
den
Denmark
Too Hard To Resist
Haris
2010
Semi 2
24/24
2010
den
Denmark
With A Shit Song Like This
LukeF
2010
Semi 1
21/24
2010
den
Estonia
Snoring
Spencer
2010
Semi 4
13/23
2010
den
France
SudAf-Rika-Norway
TenT
2010
Semi 4
18/23
2010
den
Finland
What's For Tea?
Roger
2010
Final
7/30
2010
arm
Georgia
Paul
Alexander-NL
2010
Semi 1
6/24
2010
ger
Germany
D-I-L-D-O-S
Giannis
2010
Semi 1
24/24
2010
ger
Germany
Satellite (anno 2040)
Frank
2010
Semi 2
12/24
2010
gre
Greece
Jack Off
Thomas
2010
Semi 3
7/24
2010
gre
Greece
Oprah!
Jeremy
2010
Final
29/30
2010
gre
Greece
Orca
Costas
2010
Semi 2
15/24
2010
ice
Iceland
Ik Ben Verliefd
Ivani
2010
Semi 2
22/24
2010
ire
Ireland
Irish Stew
Martin-DK
2010
Final
14/30
2010
ire
Ireland
Niam's Lament (Purple Poo to RTE!)
CofA
2010
Semi 4
16/23
2010
isr
Israel
Na Na Na Off Key
Alexander-NL
2010
Semi 3
17/24
2010
isr
Israel
The Smallest Dick On Earth
Thomas
2010
Semi 4
9/23
2010
lit
Lithuania
Eyjafjallajökull
Jahner
2010
Semi 1
11/24
2010
lit
Malta
Our Dreams (That we have *no* idea where they came from)
Doron
2013
Semi 4
14/15
2010
net
Netherlands
Happy To Sing (Left or Right)
Bobbo-NL
2010
Semi 3
18/24
2010
net
Netherlands
Shalalie Shaladrunk
Tom (Malta)
2010
Semi 1
18/24
2010
nor
Norway
My Fart Is Worse
Wren
2010
Semi 2
14/24
2010
nor
Norway
My Parts Are Yours
RobAUS
2010
Semi 4
21/23
2010
mol
Portugal
Adidas and Jeans
Yair
2011
Final
6/30
2010
rom
Romania
Just Get Off My Facebook
Alexander-NL
2010
Semi 4
12/23
2010
rom
Romania
Rhyming Desire
Arvid
2010
Final
20/30
2010
rom
Russia
Subway Jesus
carly&rich
2013
Semi 2
6/15
2010
ser
Serbia
Don't Call Me Gaga
Dimi
2010
Semi 1
15/24
2010
ser
Serbia
Milan's Styling Session
[PL]
2010
Semi 2
9/24
2010
ser
Serbia
Ovo je Costas
Noah
2010
Semi 3
20/24
2010
slk
Slovakia
In Love With A Tree
Roger
2010
Semi 2
7/24
2010
slk
Slovakia
Rafsanjani
Yair
2010
Semi 3
6/24
2010
slk
Slovakia
Whore's Irony
Arvid
2010
Semi 1
12/24
2010
swe
Spain
Pablo el pupito
scami
2010
Semi 3
21/24
2010
swe
Sweden
I Just Want A Fuck
Puddleduck
2010
Semi 1
21/24
2010
swe
Sweden
This Is My Whine
Jordy
2010
Semi 2
21/24
2010
uk
UK
That Sounds Shit To Me
Thom-NL
2012
Semi 4
17/17
2010
ukrs
Ukraine
Male Nipples
Timoteus
2011
Semi 4
11/20
2011
aut
Austria
Look Before You Leak
wahoowa
2011
Semi 1
10/19
2011
aut
Austria
The Secret's Without You
Tom Colchester
2011
Semi 2
14/19
2011
aut
Austria
The Secret Was The Drill
Zepedroo
2011
Semi 3
18/19
2011
mol
Azerbaijan
Giving Out Gobs Tonight
RobAUS
2011
Semi 1
17/19
2011
mol
Azerbaijan
Running scared (HouseMouse Mix)
Nigel
2011
Semi 4
11/19
2011
den
Belarus
I Love Asian Cock
Thomas
2011
Final
30/30
2011
den
Belarus
I Love Hunting Moose
Roger
2011
Final
29/30
2011
den
Belarus
Let's Bomb Belarus
Thomas
2011
Semi 1
7/19
2011
den
Belgium
Weird Love
carly & rich
2011
Final
1/30
2011
bih
Bosnia-Herzegovina
They're Gay
Zepedroo
2011
Semi 2
16/19
2011
bih
Bosnia-Herzegovina
You're Lost Yerevan
Orestis
2011
Semi 4
19/20
2011
cro
Croatia
Lemonade
Oliver
2011
Semi 4
13/20
2011
cro
Croatia
Penetrate
Martin-DK
2011
Semi 3
12/19
2011
den
Denmark
A Driving Lesson
Wren
2011
Semi 3
11/19
2011
est
Estonia
House Of Mysteries
Esker
2011
Semi 4
14/20
2011
est
Estonia
The Demon Barber of Rockefeller Street
arcticandy
2011
Semi 1
9/19
2011
fin
Finland
Bum Bum Bum
Padraic
2011
Semi 4
20/20
2011
fin
Finland
La La Love
RobAUS
2012
Semi 4
15/17
2011
ger
Germany
Silly Sad Old Dragqueen
Dimi
2011
Final
13/30
2011
gre
Greece
Wash My Pants
MartinF
2011
Opening Ceremony
2011
hun
Hungary
What About Madrid?
Pedro Lisbon
2011
Semi 4
9/20
2011
isr
Israel
No Schlong
Martin-DK
2011
Semi 2
19/19
2011
lat
Latvia
Bitch Done Stole My Fries
wahoowa
2011
Final
20/30
2011
lit
Lithuania
C'est Vilni
TenT
2011
Semi 4
17/20
2011
nor
Norway
ABBA is what I listen to
Holger
2011
Semi 3
17/19
2011
nor
Norway
Drug Addict
Wren
2011
Semi 2
15/19
2011
swe
Russia
Pet You
wahoowa
2011
Semi 4
15/20
2011
ser
Serbia
Armenia 2012 (Withdrawn)
Nick D
2013
Final
29/30
2011
ser
Serbia
CargoVan
Asterios & Thomas
2011
Semi 2
10/19
2011
ser
Serbia
Tittle Tattle
Esker
2011
Semi 1
6/19
2011
ser
Slovakia
We're Twiins
Nigel
2011
Semi 2
13/19
2011
ser
Slovenia
VI-A-G-RA
Tom_Malta
2011
Semi 2
17/19
2011
swe
Spain
Mehriban Aliye-wow!
Thomas
2011
Semi 4
6/20
2011
swe
Sweden
Analsex
Jukka
2012
Semi 1
16/16
2011
swe
Sweden
Damn Crisis
Zepedroo
2011
Semi 4
18/20
2011
swe
Sweden
One Boy's Struggle
Pete D
2011
Final
16/30
2011
swe
Sweden
Pokémon
Haris
2011
Semi 3
14/19
2011
uk
UK
Speech Impediment
boog
2011
Semi 1
13/19
2012
and
Albania
A Klingon Aria
Richard_CT
2013
Semi 4
6/15
2012
est
Azerbaijan
A sugar baby's song
Asterios
2012
Semi 2
12/16
2012
Belgium
Muggle-Wump
Harrow
2012
Semi 3
11/16
2012
Bulgaria
Curse Inhibited
Thomas
2012
Final
6/30
2012
cyp
Cyprus
Ma Merkel (Ivi against the currency queen)
Costas&ThomasS
2013
Semi 2
13/15
2012
fin
Finland
Shadow Puppets
Yami
2012
Final
1/30
2012
Germany
Sounding Shrill
Timoteus
2012
Semi 3
10/16
2012
Greece
An Amnesiac
Adonis
2012
Semi 1
12/16
2012
Hungary
Master in Arts
Adonis
2012
Semi 4
9/17
2012
Italy Not A Single Fuck Alexander-NL
2012
Semi 1 11/16
2012
Latvia
Postmodern Song
wahoowa
2012
Semi 1
6/16
2012
mac
Macedonia
Cowie Daisy
ThomNL
2013
Semi 1
15/15
2012
mac
Macedonia
Red And White
Roger
2012
Final
25/30
2012
Macedonia
The Milkmaid's Revenge Song
arcticandy
2012
Final
9/30
2012
Montenegro
Theme Park Story
Keithykat
2012
Final
20/30
2012
Norway
Wait
Dimi
2012
Semi 1
8/16
2012
rus
Russia
Geriatric Dance
Thomas
2012
Final
17/30
2012
Spain
Whiny Child
Alexander-NL
2012
Semi 3
9/16
2012
swe
Sweden
Criteria
Pete D
2013
Final
26/30
2012
Sweden
Listeria
Spencer
2012
Semi 3
15/16
2012
Ukraine
Kiss My Ass
Frank
2012
Semi 1
14/16
2013
gre
Estonia
Weird Penis Metaphors
Arvid
2013
Semi 4
10/15
2013
gre
Germany
Plagiarise
Tom Colchester
2013
Semi 2
14/15
2013
gre
Greece
Eurovision 783 A.D.
carly&rich
2013
Final
3/30
2013
gre
Iceland
Hannie Lips
Yair
2013
Final
7/30
2013
gre
Iceland
Principessa
Thomas
2013
Final
12/30
2013
mnt
Montenegro
Pekaru
arcticandy
2013
Final
11/30
2013
gre
Netherlands
Blank
Dimi(vision)
2013
Semi 1
11/15
2013
gre
Norway
I Feed You By Force
Arvid
2013
Semi 2
10/15
2013
ukr
Ukraine
The Dentist
Jonas
2013
Final
19/30
2013
ukr
Ukraine
What's Happening?
Esker
2013
Semi 3
10/14

 

and the other songs featured as Interval Acts or Reprises:

Year
Flag
Country
Title
Based on
Writer
ALC Year
Purpose
1991
den
Denmark NF
Estonian Cowgirl in Asia
Ulla Bjerre & Ole Bredahl -
Med exprestog til Kina
Jonas
2011
Losing (EC) Reprise
2004
swe
Sweden NF
Trendy Tesco Branch!
PayTV - Trendy Discoteque
Yair
2005
Interval Act 1
2005
swe
Sweden NF
Rhyme It!
Nanne - Håll Om Mig
Frank
2005
Interval Act 2
2005
gre
Greece NF
The Lyin' Arsehole
Helena Paparizou-The Light in our Soul
Harrow
2006
Interval Act 1
2006
swe
Sweden NF
The Lyrics are Crap
Linda Bengtzing - Jag ljuger sa bra
Yami
2013
Interval Act
2006
nor
Norway NF
It's ALC
Birgitte Einarsen - Saturday
Alexander-NL
2006
Interval Act 2
2010
swe
Sweden NF
Rhymezone
Eric Saade - Manboy
carly&rich
2011
Winning Reprise
2013
swe
Sweden NF
COWKUKAOS! for Dummies
Anna Järvinen - Porslin
Timoteus&UFOPOLI
2011
Losing (EC) Reprise
Sex & The City 2 OST
I Am Cowgirl
Helen Reddy - I am Woman
Pete D
2010
Losing (EC) Reprise

Download the excel file Timoteus has put together full of ALC stats here

and here's an excel file with relative placings and totals for each writer (in 2011), thanks to Frank